Virtual Assembly - 1st April 2020

Healthy Me Week - Humour


Miss Asiya - Great assembly. Really enjoyed it!!!

Skyla 3G - The jokes were very funny hahaha

oliviah-2C - What happens when a lion eats a comedy? It feels funn

Miss Caren - I can only remember 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's time consuming.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe you fool.
What do Winnie The Pooh and Alexander The Great have in common? They both have the same middle name.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? For being outstanding in his field.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9 !
Last one,,,,,, What goes up but never comes down?......... Your age!

Miss Cenac - Mr Logan! leading the charge with the jokes I see! He's even taken it up a notch with his multiple personalities ! Great job team Daubeney!

Ms Khatun - I absolutely loved all the jokes! Too funny!

Sue G - Hahaha Well done Daubeney I really enjoyed that . 😂

Q - Hahhhaaaaaa jokes are too funny. You should go check out the Sebright website for even more funny jokes laughs. It’s wayyyy better than this

Zayd 4M - Why was the math book sad?
Because it had so many problems!! :)

Faheem 1L - Loved all the jokes thank you

Miss Phillips - What a lovely assembly! I’d especially like to applaud Mr Logan’s commitment, amazing!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Daubeney Mum - Fantastic assembly! Thank you so much! We’ve been doing lots of learning at home these past couple weeks, I’ll email over our diary shortly. This really is such a worrying and stressful time for us all :( the jokes have been a great tonic so thanks to you all x

Miss Tracey - Well done team daubeney loved the jokes by everyone the virtual assemblies are 10/10 .... I have a joke for you doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.. .
Well sir Pull yourself together then 🤣🤣

Esther 5B - HahahahahahahHHa hahahahahahahah so funny especially you mr Logan there are two of you who new

Roux 4M - Loved the assembly here’s my joke... Why didn’t the cheese not want to be sliced? Because it had GRATER plans. Also What’s a pirate’s favourite cheese? CHEDDARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA 🤣🧀

Francis - why did th toilet roll want to get down the hill……………. because it wanted to get to the bottom

Alfie - funny jokes

Miss Caren - Whats the real name of the knight of the round table?

cir cumference of course,

Elizabeth 3p - Very funny jokes

Florence-3P - I really liked everyones jokes. Heres my ones...
Where do sheep go on holiday? The baa-haas! or...
Why did the sheep cross the road? To go to a barbecue! or...
Why did the sheep cross the road ? To go to Baaaclays!! or...
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side! or...
Why did the sheep cross the road ? Because, it wanted to get to the barn!!

Miss Patel - BEST ASSEMBLY EVER! My mouth hurts from laughing too much :D

Mrs Krueziu - Best assembly, couldn’t stop laughing. Here’s my joke: Why wasn’t the teddy bear hungry?
Because he was stuffed:) Keep sharing your jokes Daubeney.

Miss Nadia - Now that’s what you call an A* virtual assembly. Well done guys... At Daubeney we are the.....

charlie - Knock knock...Who's there? Europe...Europe who? You're a poo

Mrs Hussain - That was awesome! Couldn’t stop laughing. Well done everyone.

Miss Cenac - Daubeny family I’m so proud of you guys!

Nevan 5F - Hola Mr Arribas and all the teachers I loved your jokes . adios

Mr Dharma - Best virtual assembly ever!! Absolutely loved it!

Georgia - Hello Daubeney, i really liked all the teachers jokes. here's mine " what did the little corn say to the mama corn ? ..........Where is pop corn ?

Miss Bibi - Hahahahaha! Too funny, share your own jokes in the comments section please.

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