Gabriella 4s - Its cool but why is it a boy only book club I wanna be in a book club but besides that the poem is really nice

HUMZA 4M - All of these poems are funny

HUMZA 4M - I cannot go to school today
said Mr Matvad,
I broke my arm,
I lost a tooth,
I cut my arm,
I lost my book bag,
and my teacher will nag,
my hand turned blue,
and I do not have a clue,

I cannot go to school today
said Mr Matvad,
my trousers went for a walk,
and I can not talk,
there is aliens blocking my door,
and there is a wild lion saying "ROARRRR!!!!"
I cannot go to school today
said Mr Matvad,

it might be really really true,
I cannot go to school, because it is the summer holidays!!!!!!!!!

Pip and Florence - 4M - I cannot go to school today
said Little Boy Blue
I've got stones stuck in my shoe
There is a crocodile by my door
There is a wild bear by my door
My bag went away
I want to play

I can't go to school today
said Little Boy Blue
I lost my shoe
I do not have a clue
My left arm is broken
I lost my blue token

I cannot go to school today
said Little Boy Blue
It is really true
Of course I can't -
IT'S HALF TERM!

Zakariya M 6S - I cannot go to school today
Said little boy Blue
There are aliens blocking my door
There is a wild boar by my door
My school trousers went for a walk
Today I cannot talk

I cannot go to school today
Said little boy Blue
I lost my book bag
My teacher will nag
My big toe turned blue
I don't have a clue

I cannot go to school today
Said little boy Blue
It is really really true
I cannot go to school
BECAUSE it is summer holidays!

Mr Matvad - I really enjoyed the Boys Book Club session today and I enjoyed creating the poem.